^w^ well I am a very sarcastic girl at times, I'm fourteen and I LOVE Tacos =3 sometimes I have very weird dreams and those same weird dreams inspire me to write stories. I have a mom who believes that I am obsessed with the show Naruto and for my birthday got me a Naruto calender along with my Ipod Touch. Also on Christmas I got three Naruto plushies from....Santa (Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke), a t-shirt with Gaara, Temari, and Kankurou on it), and some other Naruto thing that I don't quite remember at the top of my head ^^' hrm, I love to draw, even though I always think my drawings are bad (low self-esteem maybe?) and now I loooooove Photoshop (hey, what can I say, I got it for Christmas and I am now officially obsessed with it) hrm...Can you think of anything else? xD
~Pet Profile~
I have four dogs and three horses.
One of my dogs,a pug, is a little angelic devil -angel on the outside, pure evil on the inside- I swear if she could talk, her names Lola, she'd be saying "Come to the dark side, we have cookies" to me with that little halo of light enveloping her as if she was innocent of every bad thing she does...and she does bad, bad things x]
another pug, Lola's brother and the runt of the litter, Pablo (nicknames Pab), is a huge fat prince who acts like he's the ruler of everything! If my mom, or if anyone really, scratches him or rubs him, if he could purr he would. He would roll over and let himself be scratched but if we stopped scratching him he would quickly ROLL AS FAST AS HE COULD and reach his paws out, asking for more. He gets really jealous very fast if anyone starts petting,rubbing,or scratching another dog and tries to jump into that persons lap for attention. Even though...it feels like a rock landed on you :) he ways around 30 pounds, maybe a little more.
The mother of Pablo and Lola, Sophie, is a sweet little grandmother (one of Pablo and Lola's sisters had puppies...12) who snores in her sleep (what pug doesn't?) and likes to just sleep on her back, front paws hanging over her belly, back paws stretched out full length. If someone picked her up and put her in ANY position on the couch she's stay in that position and instantly fall asleep. Once we put her upside down against the corner of the couch to see what would happen and she started snoring a few seconds later XD .
And finally our last dog,a yellow Labrador named Emma. If she found any object or laundry on the ground, prefers plastic cups and socks, she'd walk around proudly wagging her tail like she won the Olympics. And she has a LITTLE problem. No matter what, no matter when, she wags her tail. Oh no, oh no, it's not a simple little 'oh I'm happy so I'm wagging my tail' It's ' BAM!!!! BAM!!!! HOMERUN!!!! ' kinda tail wagging. She wags it so fast that if your just on the couch watching T.V. and she'd happen to walk by with a sock in her mouth...One second you'd be enjoying a football game or something the next...she'd brush past you, tail wagging so hard that it would feel like someone was hitting you with a baseball bat =P she also had a little habit of laying in front of doors and when someone tried to open them, they'd have to push so hard that she would be sliding across the floor, oblivious to our presence. To sum it all up she's a happy-go-lucky dog who likes to humor people one moment, walk past them and the next moment...bam! there on the ground whacked with her tail like a bowling ball hitting a couple of pins. ^^ It's really funny when it's not you the wrath of the tank-tail is attacking with joy.
We have a brown miniature pony with a blaze on his forehead. His names Armani (I prefer to call him nicknames like mani (sounds like mawni) or man man (sounds like mawn mawn) =P he's very affectionate and likes to nibble hair. But he is very, very clever *dark shadow passes over* too clever for his own good. He has his own little tricks that he uses to his advantage. Not once, not twice, but several times he UNLOCKED (seriously, no joke) the gate and all three roamed free. They usually just hang around our yard and eat lots and lots of grass but...once or twice they went about a mile or maybe two all the way to our middle school O_O how'd you like to see that in your everyday life. Enjoying a nice day in your car looking at the weather and then suddenly three little mini ponies just go trotting by...that would freak me out and I'd just mutter "what a weird neighborhood" and move on quickly ^^ We made sure to use locks on top of our locks after that. But where there's the con's in his tricks, there's also pro's. One day I -embarrassingly- locked myself in the food storage room (which is right inside the horse pen in the corner, with locks on it off course) when I was reaching for some hay. The wind blew the door shut and I was locked inside!!! After calling out loudly to my family who were in my house (and they don't even realize I'm gone!) for thirty minutes, I heard my horses neighing and all of a sudden the door opened and Armani was staring at me with deep,dark, and curious eyes. He has another amazing talent/habit. Sometimes he manages to tip over our food buckets,where we usually put their food to eat, upside down. Then he stands his front hooves on top, and poses like a model. Neck stretched out and legs parallel, and sometimes he'd even smile and whinny.
Another miniature pony we have is Misty. She has a white coat and white tail and mane. She get's majorly jealous of the others and usually tries to eat all the snacks that we bring up. She likes to bully our smallest horse around sometimes. She acts like top dog er horse. And if we put her in a stall not next to Armani's...She'd make a huge racket and start neighing and even occasionally kick the walls. She's a little brat but cute at the same time.
And our, last but not least, pet mini horse is Missy. Her name is just like Misty's with one letter difference so don't get confused :) she's a short (two-three feet shorter then others),black, mini pony. She used to be a show pony but now she's just living a layed back life. She winneys a lot whenever someone is walking in the backyard so she's like our own,personal, guard pony :) she's usually shy around people though.














