1. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation

5. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

6. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?

7. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal

8. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom

9. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

10. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans

11. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!

12. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"

13. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."

14. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead

15. Hold Barbie for ransom

16. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!

17. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you

18. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"

19. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"

20. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"

21. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"

22. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

23. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"

24. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"

25. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.

26. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"

27. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."

28. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away

29. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are

30. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"

31. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"

32. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.

33. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in

34. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"

35. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"

36. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"

37. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people

38.  Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.

39. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff

lol well, that's bout it! lol (I only did bout 37 o these right here, though...) lmao

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