1. bolognaism

a religon where you worship bologna and slap people with it.... and if u drop it u will be cursed by the bologna god!always make sure to slap ppl across the face starting with the left side

2. sandwichism

a reliogon where you eat sandwichs everyday, and you have to make it just right, and if u put to much mayo on it this muslim guy dressed as a monkey will come and shoot you

3. tortiaism

a religon where u wipe you butt with a tortia... and if u dont wipe it right u have to go beat yourself with a corndog

4. fatboyism

you have to weigh at least 200 pounds and u half to eat 3 steaks, 32 corndogs, 5 slushes, 3 litter's of coke, 5 cakes, 2 baches of brownies, 32 dingdongs, and 17 pecies of fried chicken...

5.hoboism

a reliogon where u take care of hobo's and wash there feet with sandwichs from subway

6. waffleism

( kat is in this one btw) this is a reliogon were you eat waffles all the time, talk about them, bring them to school, and sing the waffle song

7.randomism

( carina and kat are in this one) a relion where you are random and beat ppl and talk about hitler and man ladys and marilan manson and clay aiken....

those are some awesome religon's and u should try them btw ppl who are reallly into religon don't get mad cuz this was made by us... and u should no how we kid around with stuff