THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.   SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.  THE
YOUNG
WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.  THE OTHERS LOOKED AT
HER
QUESTIONINGLY.  "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.   '' I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. ''

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.  THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR.  WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. 
I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH.  NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE

HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.  SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.  SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR  EYEBROWS AND STARED

AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........

''WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!

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