Double rainbrow all the way across the eye~
A~ A~rthur! So intense-tense.
DOuble rainbrow all the way across the eye~
why, why, oh my god, look at that rainbrow!
what does it mean? so gay, so kirkland,
double rainbrow, double rainbrow
and ohmygod, now its starting to look like a english rainbrow!
arthur kirkland, ohmygod double rainbrow, all the way, yeah, ohmygod.

So. Intense.#

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Gilbird doesn’t chew gum. Gilbird chews tin foil.

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N. Italy - Feliciano Vargas- Feliciano Vargas does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Germany - Ludwig Beilschmidt- Some people say that Ludwig Beilschmidt is a myth. Those “some people” are now dead.

Japan - Kiku Honda- Kiku Honda can build a snowman out of rain.

America - Alfred F. Jones- Mr. T pities the fool. Alfred F. Jones rips the fool’s head off.

England - Arthur Kirkland- The saddest moment for children is not when learn Santa Claus isn’t real, its when they learn Arthur Kirkland is.

France - Francis Bonnefoy- The only time Francis Bonnefoy was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

China - Yao Wang- Yao Wang doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Russia - Ivan Braginski- When you play Monopoly with Ivan Braginski, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

Canada - Matthew Williams Jones-Matthew Williams Jones can slam a revolving door.

Spain - Antonio Fernandez Carriedo- Antonio Fernandez Carriedo can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

S. Italy - Lovino Vargas- Lovino Vargas can sneeze with his eyes open.

Hungary - Elizabeta Hedervary-When Elizabeta Hedervary goes out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.

Austria - Roderich Edelstein-It’s widely believed that Jesus was Roderich Edelstein’s stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Roderich Edelstein’s skin.

Prussia - Gilbert Beilschmidt-Gilbert Beilschmidt counted to infinity – twice.

Lithuania - Toris Lorinaitis- Superman owns a pair of Toris Lorinaitis pajamas.

Poland - Feliks Lukasiewicz-Feliks Lukasiewicz can win a game of connect four in only three moves.

Latvia - Raivis Galante- Raivis Galante qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Estonia - Eduard von Bock- Eduard von Bock can judge a book by its cover.

Belarus - Natalia Braginski- Natalia Braginski invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Ukraine - Katyusha Braginski <--- canon-fanon first name-In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not Katyusha Braginski ,because Katyusha Braginski killed that woman.

 
Switzerland - Vash Zwingli- In the average living room there are 1,242 objects Vash Zwingli could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Liechtenstein - Lili Zwingli <--- canon-fanon first name- Lili Zwingli can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds’

Finland - Tino Vainamoinen-Tino Vainamoinen can delete the Recycling bin.

Sweden - Berwald Oxenstierna- Berwald Oxenstierna can taste lies.

Turkey - Sadiq Adnan- The worlds fastest car has 7 gears. 5,6 and Sadiq Adnan.

Greece - Heracles Karpusi- “let the bodies hit the floor” was originally written as Heracles Karpusi’s theme song.

Egypt - Gupta Muhammad Hassan- Gupta Muhammad Hassan doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what the time it is.
S. Korea - Im Yong Soo- Im Yong Soo doesn’t step on toes. Im Yong Soo steps on necks.

Sealand - Peter Kirkland- Peter Kirkland has 12 moons. One of those moons is the  Earth.

:D thats all!!!

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