Emo Does Not Rock. It Sounds Like A Shopping Cart Rolling Down A Metal Staircase.

Ok I know that everybody is perfectly entitled to their own opinions of music. However, mine just happens to be that Emo is one of the worst types of music in the world. While most music seems to have a distinct purpose and even sometimes a message it seems that the goal of Emo is how quickly it can give the listener a chronic headache.

Shopping Carts all across the US have started committing suicide after hearing that Boy Out Fall are planning to start using them as legitimate musical instruments on their next album.

Yes, I know everybody has different styles, but that still does not make it acceptable to stand on a stage or even in a recording studio and bang stuff together and scream every so often and call it music. If you are going to act like a band, then perhaps practicing what music really is might be a great first step.

Those who really love Emo music are usually unable to explain exactly why they love it. I really wish they could though; maybe I am just missing something. Perhaps I need to go back to school and learn how to speak Emo then it might make a lot more sense, but at this point I still stick to my original thoughts that it really is the worse sounding music, and I use the term music lightly, that I have ever heard.

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