Another thing I got from my friends

 FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
 REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
 

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
 REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

 FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what
 you did was wrong
 REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ...
 we screwed up... but
 that was fun!'
 

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
 REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
 give it back
 REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget
 it's yours

 FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
 REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with
 direct quotes from you

 FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what
 the crowd is doing
 REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that
left you

 FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
 

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
 REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks
 bad about you.
 REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked
bad about you

 If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be
 able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the
 person who did it.

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