If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, He has more money than you.

Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick the Mcdonalds and made it become a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Chuck Norris dosent get hit by the car, Chuck Norris hits the car.

THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE - Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked the Universe and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris can eat one Lays chip.(Because of the old Lays Chip saying was, "Betcha you can eat just one" but Chuck Norris Can.)

Chuck Norris dosen't wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

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