1. Follow them around the house everywhere
2. Moo when they say your name
3. Run into walls
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time
8. Do what they actually tell you
9. Jump off the roof, trying to fly
10. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people"
11. Try to swim in the floor
12. Tap on their door all night
13. Say everything backwards
14. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"
15. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear
16. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
17. Run in circles
18. Recite a whole movie 3 times
19. Pretend to beat yourself up
20. Slither everywhere
21. Drink out of a glass the wrong way
22. Talk to a pen
23. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe 24. Try and climb the wall
25. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly
26. Switch the light button on and off for a while, then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"
27. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal
28. Eat anything obviously not edible
29. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house
30. When you shower or bath yell, "i'm drowning!!!"
31. Try to snorkel in your fish tank

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