hey guys so today im going to be ranting about farts i dont see why there such a BIG deal about farts when i fart people are like "eww stop farting thats so disgusting thats so immature" well there the immature ones cuse farting is a natrul prosses of life u dont see me going up to someone and tell them to stop brething cuse there breth smells"JUST STOP BRETHING!"i mean whats the diffrents sometimes i meet people who breth smells like farts and sometimes its worse so i dont see why its such a BIG deal everybody farts exept for girls GIRLS NEVER FART just kidding but seriously evrybody in the world farts people,dogs,cats,frogs,lamps,giraffes,pillows,platypies,platypuses,platy....horses,cows,etc.
so why is it such i BIG deal becuse we make it 2 be i like 2 anwser my own questens isint that right YES! anyway for those of you who dont know theres 4 mager types of farts the 1st one is loud and proud thes farts are really loud and they usually dont smell that bad so there perfet for b-days next we have the silent but vilent thes ones are like friken ninjas they just "puff" right out with out knowing and yet thoes are the stinkest ones next we have the quefs thoes are the wanna-bees farts the come from the vigina posers and last but now lest we have the sharts this is why never forse on a fart becuse if u do then you mitendup farting shi......anyway thoes are the mager types of farts persnely i think farts are nothing 2 be ashamed about but for thoes of you who are here are some tencnecs 2 hide your farts raising the volume  all u have 2 do is make nosie louder then your fart "thank you all for coming that was my prOGECT ON PHOTOSINFIS HOPE you enjoyes it"
next we have denial all you have 2 do is deni deni deni "ha that wasint me""what wasint"*fart*"that"and last we have the blame just blame it on someone else*a loud fart*"i think is was you""what!?!" thoes tnecnecs are sooooo good evin slebertys use them "crank that soljeboy thats all we have for the cous what goes next?""i dont know arab why dont YOU!!!! figer it out""thats genues!!!" see how easy it is so stop trying 2 hold in ur farts it heltheyer if u just let it out becuse if you dont let your farts out all the gas in your body will start 2 billid up if it starts 2 billid up you'll expand if you expand to much you'll explod if u explod your body parts will go flying every where dog,cats,dragons,sheep there all going 2 be eating your remands but what happens if they runout of remandes thats right there going 2 go to your babys do you want 2 be a baby killer becuse everytime you holed in a fart your that close 2 killing a baby so like i said in the begining all you people who try 2 holed in your farts and  think that farts are gross think it of as this "im saving lives and what are you doing your killing babys"


this was by ryan from nigahiga and i think is sooooo true i have a cusin that farts alot and ppl make fun of him and i dont like is so if ur from my school say sorry 2 sean and no not seanFLASH (i think thats how u spell him name?)

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