Have you ever wished to work with the muffin man? Well, it's not that I don't like it.....it's just that....it isn't FUN.

First of all, your not working with him. Your working FOR him. How, you say? Well it depends... if he's nice and gentle, you get to do only a little bit of his work. But if he's selfish and Hardcore, he will make you do A TON of work. But not just any work, ALL the work!

He will make you run the muffin shop. For instance, he will make you take people's orders, answer phone calls, bake muffins, and clean the shop TWICE before you leave. It's like your Cinderella, but in a muffin shop.

Second, he might YELL ALOT!! Yeah. At first, he's going easy on you. Next thing you know, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! He smashed your ear drum! Great. Just great.

And third, He won't "pay" you that much. Air Quotes on "pay" because he barely "pays" you. Other boses would like, pay you every second. With the muffin man, it's different. He only "pays" you once a year. So in two years, you only make...*gulps* six dollars! Now you want to do something BAD to him! Why? Because you spend your WHOLE day making muffins!  He was using you! So you did everything and the whole time the muffin man was watching the sports channel in his office!

NEVER work for a mean muffin man!

(well, unless you have to!)

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