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In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this
time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."


The family members sat silent as they absorbe... Read More

A blond women was walking down the street when a young man said "there is a little bit of custarder over there ." the women looks and there ain't anything there ,she asks "where?" the man said "on the uggly bald patch,oh wait that is ur hair soz"... Read More

Husband: gee jul you know if i have any hobbies...wife: obviously not your job

so theres a blonde,abrunette and a natural blone ordering pi8zzathe brunete says: "ill take a ..hmm hawiian pizza"she gets a hawiian pizza
the blonde says: "is this thing on? testing testing one two three"she gets the bill
the natural blonde says: "hey honey ill be home soon"she goes to a mental institution
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Ok so theres three guys Crap,Shut Up,and Manners, and thier driving along and Crap falls out of the car,Manners goes to pick him up,but Shut Up keeps driving and ends up speeding and gets pulled over.The cop asks him his name"Shut Up" the cop gets mad and asks again "Shut Up" then finnaly the cop goes "Sir,Were are your Manners!!" "about 50miles back picking up Crap" *rim shot*... Read More

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