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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't... Read More

Okay, say this to someone at school while they are writing or holding a pencil!(tested and works! :3 exept I changed wat the person said to make it funnier >:3) You Say: Did you take THE pencil person says something like: No! Wait, this pencil? You: No NOT THAT that pencil, the OTHER one! >:3 person: That pencil?! What?! you: NO YEESH, the other one! person:*smacks himself in head* WHAT PENCIL?!This one?! you: NOOOOOOOOOOOO the one over there!(point to a spot where it could be anywhere) pe... Read More

 Ok, who here think life is f****d up? If you don't... it is. Teachers make you do what you dont want to do. Your boyfriend's friend flirts with you, and YOU get in trouble with YOUR own boyfriend! You have people trying to steal your life! You have the people you hate trying to make friend with you! You have parents that dont want you to, listen to different types of music, go to bed late, ALWAYS be good in school! Friends pay you no attention anymore! Yu get prettier, and the boys ar... Read More

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, Good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"..
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will... Read More

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