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     [invaderfruf] 8:35 pm:       [invaderfruf] 8:27 pm: I can't take it any more
      [invaderfruf] 8:27 pm: Just make it stop (stop)
      [invaderfruf] 8:28 pm: is this to much to ask of
you?]
      [invaderfruf] 8:28 pm: only you can heal the
hurt (hurt)
      [invaderfruf] 8:29 pm: the past forever haunts
me
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Husband: gee jul you know if i have any hobbies...wife: obviously not your job

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomor... Read More

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't... Read More

so theres a blonde,abrunette and a natural blone ordering pi8zzathe brunete says: "ill take a ..hmm hawiian pizza"she gets a hawiian pizza
the blonde says: "is this thing on? testing testing one two three"she gets the bill
the natural blonde says: "hey honey ill be home soon"she goes to a mental institution
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