If you have $5, and Chuck
norris has $5, He has more money than you.Chuck
norris Roundhouse kick the Mcdonalds and made it become a Wendy's.Chuck
norris can divide by 0.Chuck
norris dosent get hit by the car, Chuck
norris hits the car.THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE - Chuck
norris Roundhouse kicked the Universe and told it to get a job.Chuck
norris can eat one Lays chip.(Because of the old Lays Chip saying was, "Betcha you can eat just one" but Chuck
norris Can.)Chuck
norris dosen't wet, the w...
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