Im makeing a Inuyasha abridged series, (If you dont know what that is its basicly a short and funny verson of a anime.)

I just started on episode 1 and I have all my cast already but i think i may need some help.

Im looking for some funny dialog that I can put in episode one. If you know anything that is funny post a comment in script form,

example:

[Kagome] woo woo hold on..
[Inuyasha] what? whats on your mind kagome?
[Kagome] This is a ABRIDGED searies.
[Inuyasha] yea so what?
[Kagome] you cant just follow the story line, its gotta be random and funny.

So if you think you have something funny you want me to put in my abridged series post it and IF I USE IT I will put you in the "thanks to" section.

Every fan is able to post, Please, make it funny. Dont follow the actual story line, we want it to be funny. and once again, thanks!

I think that I can help you with this.

Since it is two things that i´m very good with.

A. Inuyasha, kinda where I got my username

B. Twisting stories around with funney dialog.

So lets see.

Wait first off I need to read the story that you are going with so that I can come up with something brilliant. I really want to help

an example of what I can do.^_^

Kagome introduces Inuyasha to weed

with their tents pitched and ready to eat, the nonfire cracking and shippo and the gang are chocking on the ammount of food they are consuming. Inuyasha looks around and sees no sign of Kagome. He then sniffs her out to find her down by the lake behind a bush crouched down litting a match.

[inuyasha]What are you doing?

[Kagome]Nothing, just setting some traps.

[inuyasha]Traps!? So how does these said traps work.

[kagome]Okay first we get all our villans hooked on weed like I am, then everynight we let out diferent piles of it all around us and we wont have to worry anymore, cause they will be too high to even come after us.

[Inuyasha]Weed? as in a general sense is a plant that is considered by the user of the term to be a nuisance, and normally applied to unwanted plants in human-made settings such as gardens, lawns or agricultural areas, but also in parks, woods and other natural areas. More specifically, the term is often used to describe native or nonnative plants that grow and reproduce aggressively?

[Kagome]No silly, as in here try this.

She then takes a glump of weed in her hand paces it on some dried paper rolls it up and lights one end

[kagome]suck on this end, and swallow the smoke.

Inuyasha does as instructed coughs a little and then his eyes glaze over turning from villant and ready to strike to puppy and adorable.

Something like that.

Oops I meant Bonfire.

I like where your going but Im not anamating anything and following this storylike would be nearly impossable to do.

Because Its a "abridged series" It has to follow a sence of direction. Im still working on makeing Inuyasha Episode one funny.

I want it to kinda follow the series but not exactly. heres what I kinda have.

[Kagome] woo woo hold on..
[Inuyasha] what? whats on your mind kagome?
[Kagome] This is a ABRIDGED searies.
[Inuyasha] yea so what?
[Kagome] you cant just follow the story line, its gotta be random and funny.
[Inuyasha] then, how will the viewers understand whats going on?
[Kagome] wow, you are so dence, okay it goes something like this.. if some one is watching a "abridged searies" most likely they already watched the anime, THEREFOR they already know what REALLY happend. (uggh)
[Inuyasha] OH.. I see. so we can bring in Koga and have a huge fight and every one would laugh and have a good time even tho he dont make his apperance for like 100 episodes?
[Kagome] Yea, something like that.
[Inuyasha] okay, now im excited! lets start this thing!

[Gramps] Warning, Inuyasha abridged may contain language that some viewrs may not find sutable. viewer descrition is advised.
[Kagome] We do not in any way, shape, or form own Inuyasha. all credit goes to Sunrise and Animax.
[Cat] Meoww

[Inuyasha] Inuyasha abridged episode one!

[Kagome] (shouting) IM LEAVING!
[Kagome] wonder whats in that thing..
[narrorator] One meaning less argument later..
[Kagome] Oh SHI...
[Kagome] GASP
[Kagome] Holy boobs!
[Female Demon] Finaly, some pure young lady has come into my grasp!
[narrorator] One narrow escape lator..
[Kagome] I guess I must of... fallen down the well
[Kagome] was that thing.. did that thing.. (shouting) OH GOD, BAD THOUGHTS OH SO DIRTY THOUGHTS!
[Kagome] (to self) clear your mind Kagome, your only 15..
[Kagome] what the?
[Kagome] Life is just one damned thing after another WHERE THE HELL AM I?
[Kagome] Oh, its the tree! (short pause) that should mean Im almost home!
[Kagome] Huh?
[Kagome] My life is a sexually transmitted disease.. I can never get a break geeez

So if we are going to do this abridge series we should call rolls for people. Like one person to do so and so person but if they are not online someone can fill in for them.

Since you where the one with the Idea you pick which characters you want to be, lets start this thing.

Well..

I'm casting my sister, brother, girlfriend, and like 5 friends. so im pretty well coverd with cast. I just need help with script ideas.