im bored so tell me a joke

what did the horse say to the pony when it asked to climb on the mailbox? Nay!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD not funny eh...

why did the student wesar two socks on one foot

because incase he got hole in one hahahaha

Here's one.

three ants go into a body. One goes up the noes, one goes in the mouth and one goes in the rump.

the one in the noes says: "It's too sticky in here I'm getting out!!"

the one in the mouth says: "It's too slippery in here I'm out!!"

and the one in the rump runs up to the others out of breath and yells: "I ALMOST JUST GOT RUN OVER BY A BROWN TRUCK GOING INTO A YELLOW LAKE!!!!" 

dirty I know...and not as funny as when it's said in person ^^ but I hope I made yea chuckle ^^

(sorry for all the blue words, they're not links....my l key doesn't work so I copy paste every l I use ^_^)