anything that is inhumane, sexist, or any other form of being an asshole. oh and people who act like they are so much better than others. to be better than someone, you have to prove it, and then you will only better than that person in that subject.

Rock, ninjas, anime, drawing stuff. oh and anything I feel like liking. I also like animals and people, so if you hurt them I kick your ass. Plus, if you haven't got the idea yet, I like making people laugh and making them happy too. on my free time when im not drawing or playing guitar, i like to write my own philosophies and sharpen my wit. open minded people are good too. and I enjoy arguing a point.

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here are 20 different ways to utterly confuse trick or treaters at Halloween

[edit] StepsGive away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand)
Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.
Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their own candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house. (possibly dangerous)
When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can
Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.
(unaceptable)
Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.



[edit] Tipssome of these may be unaceptable depending on where you live or what age group the trick or treaters are.



[edit] Warningsdon't do these with older children, as you may get egged






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