Okay, it all started with me, Kakashi and ours friends Pain and Konan. We were all at lunch, when we found our gym coach, Mr Stormer. We all started singing retarded songs to him, and then he started dancing like he was a happy retard.  It was so funny! And then we asked him if he likes fishsicks, and he was all like "oh yeah! u can put them in the oven with chicken nuggets!! Then we all started laughing like, really hard. it was soo funny!!! So i guess that my gym coach is a peverted happy fish!!!

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Okay, it all started with me, Kakashi and ours friends Pain and Konan. We were all at lunch, when we found our gym coach, Mr Stormer. We all started singing retarded songs to him, and then he started dancing like he was a happy retard.  It was so funny! And then we asked him if he likes fishsicks, and he was all like "oh yeah! u can put them in the oven with chicken nuggets!! Then we all started laughing like, really hard. it was soo funny!!! So i guess that my gym coach is a peverted happy fish!!!

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okay, in my dream i woke up went outside, and geuss what i found? Neji and Kiba sitting out in my yard, drinking rootbeer. And then all of a sudden, here comes Sasuke. as he got closer, i realized he was walking kinda strange, and then i realized that he must be drunk. 'okay, why are you two out here, and what's wrong with Sasuke?' i said. 'uhh hes drunk.' said Kiba. ' yeah i can tell! ' i said. 'i geuss he had to much rootbeer.' said Neji 'ohh thats real nice' i said so ive got Kiba, Neji and a drunk Sasuke in my front yard. thats charming.' i said. ' looks like we got us some company.' said Kiba. 'Who now?' i said starting to get annoyed. 'oh my god not you too!' i said it was Tobi. 'Tobi want rootbeer!' he said, getting hyper. 'fine you can have some rootbeer! now whered you guys get it?' 'from our secret rootbeer room.' said Neji. 'okay why is everything so random?? i said. 'hold on let me get the idiot some rootbeer.' said Neji 'yay!!!!!' screamed Tobi when Neji returned 'ohh just be more quiet okay??' said Neji 'yezzir!!!!' said Tobi. 'so ive finally found you, Tobi.' said another voice. 'oh my god another person!!' i said. it was Deidara. ' oh, sorry Deidara, didnt know it was you.' i said. 'yeah, okay.' said Deidara. 'anyway, your coming with me, Tobi, whether you like it or not!!' then Sasuke fell to the ground. 'yeah thats nice. i think he died.' i said. 'okay, partner lets go!!!' said Tobi and then they left. 'okay Sasukes dead, Deidara and Tobi left, and now im bored. i said. and then Gaara came out of nowhere, killed Neji and Kiba got bored and left. THE END!!!!!!!

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Okay, my dream started with me, Kiba, and Akamaru at the beach. and then, the one person i hate the most Alex Baum ( i like to call her alex bum) walked up to us. 'hi!! hi hi hi hi hi!!!!!!!!!' she said (she has mental issues and has to take a chill pill) 'what the heck do you want' i said. 'yeah and who the heck are you?' said Kiba. 'You dont wanna know' i said 'cute puppy!!!' she said and picked up Akamaru. 'hey dont you dare.. hey! let him go, NOW!!!!! screamed me and Kiba at the same time. 'ohh your gonna pay for this' said Kiba. 'i didnt wanna do this but... Akamaru! GO!!! he said and Akamaru turned into the Two-headed wolf. 'what the?' aid Alex 'what happened to puppy??' she said retardedly. 'hes not a puppy. hes a ninja dog.' said Kiba. and then Akamaru bit off Alex's head. 'wow shes finally gone. ive been waiting soo long for this, thanks Kiba, you too Akamaru.' he had changed back to his normal size. 'hey... you wanna go somewhere where theres not any weirdos?' he asked. yeah sure, but lets watch Shino try to surf for a while. i think hes gonna end up killing himself by sundown.'

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'K...Kiba? why are you smiling like that?? it's really starting to scare me...' Hinata said getting nervous. 'Hinata, get ready for one of the coolest things ever!! i know your gonna love it!!' 'what is it?? just tell me!' 'okay... now look!' said Kiba. 'ohh my.... that is... its beautiful Kiba... you were right, i do love it!!' said Hinata happily. It was a sparkling black stream. and she was right, it was beautiful. 'the color of the water changes over time, one time, it was golden. that was the day... that i met you, Hinata.' 'really? i... i dont know what to say, Kiba-kun...' 'dont say anything then, Hinata...' and walked up and kissed her. 'Kiba.... she said surprised 'i... i dont know what to say...' 'well i do, Hinata...' 'yes?' 'i... i love you...'

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Okay, now before i start, incase theres people that dont know what Chocobos are, they are big birds that come in different colors, normally yellow. these birds are from Final Fantasy,  and known as riding birds,

okay, it all started with Cloud Strife walking around singing a song about a dream he had, the song sounded like this,

Once i had a dream that i turned into a chocobo,but then i got bored so i played with a yo-yo, and this dude walked up to me and screamed 'FRIED CHICKEN' and i tried to tell that im not finger licken! and the end did not turn out that well, cuz i had to send that guy to hell!

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once Kiba finally found the place he was looking for, it had already been almost a half an hour. 'Okay, are you ready, Hinata?' he said. 'Yes... Kiba-kun im ready. 'alrighty then.... Here we are!' he said loudly. 'ummm... where exactly are we?' asked Hinata quietly. 'this is a sectet waterfall that me and Akamaru found a while back. nobody else knows about it.' 'wait... you aid this place is a secret sooo... why did you tell me about it?' asked Hinata shyly 'uuhh well... i was coming here when i found you so... i thought i might as well let you see it, if you wanted to.' he said. 'you like it?' 'Ohh yes Kiba, its very nice...' she said. 'well you havent seen anything yet. theres a huge cave filled with beautiful crystals... and a really nice hot spring behind the waterfall.' said Kiba proudly. 'yes but... why did you show me? i mean, you have plenty of other friends besides me soo... what made you think you had to show Me of all people??' she asked, getting more and more quiet. 'because... I dont know what i'd do without you, Hinata.' 'M...me??' she said surprised 'you really mean that, Kiba-kun?' 'of course Hinata, i wouldn't lie to you.' he said 'you and Akamaru are the best things that have happened to me, and its always been like that.' he said boldly. 'so, ive finally found you, Kiba.' said a somewhat quiet voice. 'it took me long enough.' 'Shino! what the heck is your ugly face doing around here?? this is My waterfall, you... you... i cant even think of a name bad enough to suit you!' he said angrily. 'everyone looking for you back at your place.' said Shino 'you were supposed to be back a while ago.' 'tell everyone that i'll be back soon okay? make sure they know that Hinata's with me, i dont want anyone worring about her.' 'whatever you say, after all it is your birthday, isnt it?' said Shino with an attitude 'okay but you'd better get rid of that attitude, its worse that those freakish bugs that follow you around.' Shino walked off, annoyed by Kiba's comment. 'Kiba-kun... we better better get back. i dont want anybody worrying about us.' said Hinata. 'well be home soon enough, but for now i have something to show you.' he said with a grin on his face. 'K..Kiba? why are you grinning??' 'you'll see soon enough.' he said.....

to be continued... again

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this is also based off of a dream i had, and yes i know i have weird dreams!!

One day, Kiba Inuzuka was trying to get into his house, about to rip the door off. 'C'mon! let me in my freakin house!' he screamed, but the answer was always 'no!' 'Well then, he said, ' fine but im not coming back unless someones dying, so you can expect to never see me again!' he screamed. 'I've got plenty of other things to do.' and then he and his dog, Akamaru were about to go off somewhere, when out off nowhere, he heard Hinata's voice, 'K-Kiba-kun... what are you donig?' she asked quietly. Ohh nothing really. just ummmm... what are You doing here?' he asked. 'ummm i was.......' 'its okay, you dont need to answer ' said Kiba. 'you wanna go for a ride with me and Akamaru?' he asked. Kiba-kun... why are you running off on your birthday?' 'cuz my parents are being retarded and wont let me in the house, so i might as well go off somewhere.' he said trying to act cool. 'o..okay... and i would love to come with you, Kiba.' 'Okay, get ready!' he said happily. and they were off. 'Kiba, where are we going?' she asked. 'ohh you'll just have to wait and see!' he said. 'I know you'll love it though!   

to be continued...

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okay it all started with me walking out my to my yard, and finding Kiba down in the field. 'Yo Kiba, wazzup??' i said happily. And Kiba was like ;...uhhh nothin but look over there.' and he pointed over by my house. then I saw the one person I hate the most, Shino. 'Okay, I know what to do.' I said and got out my cell. 'Whatcha doin?' asked Kiba. 'Callin the Bug-Out people.' I said. Then Kiba said, 'Wow that should get rid of him.' 'I sure hope so,' So then about 5 minutes later the Bug-Out dude comes, and he apparently has the Byakugan, cuz he can see all the bugs inside Shino. 'move aside people, move aside.' he said. Then he sprayed Shino with some sort of bug spray, and then he melted. and then I woke up.           Okay i know that was pointless and random, but it was one the funniest dreams ive had in a while!

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