ok, so Kat was in math class, and her big fat mean seacow math teacher was playing music from THE WIDZARD OF OZ!! yes we know crazy, werid, also very scary a middle aged women who looks like a seacow with zits wants to make kid's deaf with THE FREAKIN WIZARD OF OZ! so anyway back to the point.... Kat started laffing really loud, because a song sounded like that scarecrow was gagging all over himself! and then mrs. seacow she looked at kat, and kat looked at her back and seen  her big nasty dubble chin! and then kat laffed even harder and all her classmates where either laffing with her or looking at her like she might have been snorkling crack in the bathroom.. so she said sorry to everybody..and then mrs. fat huge seacow stopped looking at her and went back to what she was doing before..a few seconds later a girl asked a question out load... and mrs. seacow poped out with 'YOU 2 HAVE LUNCH DETENTION!!' and her big fat mouth looked like it was stuffed with burrito's but kat was to mad to relize it.. then kat started freakin out infact she had had never had lunch detention before....so then she said "wtf? why!' and a guy named sean that sits by kat said ' just chill! ' then mrs. fat huge seacow women put her big fat sauseage finger in sean's poor little kid face and said 'DO YOU WANT LUNCH DETENTION TO!? AND KATHERINE U GOT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE IMMATURE AND HAVE TO COMMENT ON EVERYTHING AND THINK THAT EVERYTHINGS FUNNY' that made kat mad 1. for putting her fat finger in poor little sean's face... 2. for giving her lunch detention for laffing 3. being mean and calling her immature...... kat always chew's gum, hits ppl, and says shut up really load sometimes and u should get lunch detention but she never has... and this fat seacow is giving her detention because she laff'd over the scarecow gagging and her fat dubble chin...... and still to this day kat doesn't know why... but there is something she does no....MRS. SEACOW IS A B!TCH!  AND NEED'S SOME FXCKING SLIM FAST!

Tags: Carina Kat Seacow

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okay.....I went to Mcdonalds one day..well it was like 9:00 and it was getting dark and i was hungry so i went to go get sum chicken nuggets.....While i had sat down to enjoy my chicken some random guy with black hair,tall,weird rabbit nose,and a very ugly outfit...He looked like freakin beetlejuice! XD He came up to me and said hi....I`m frank...He was about my age and had a huge smile like that cat..i forgot his name off of Alice and Wonderland....(stupid jackass)...lol..anyways...I said hi..in a very disturbed way and smiled back...this creep must have nothing better to do...at that time i held my fork tight just in case you know watt i mean? He kept on smiling at me..like as if i was his favorite comedy show or some crap related 2 that! He then asked me for a chicken nugget..and i was freakin hungry so i said no...and i barely knew the guy! sheesh! I thought he would go away after the reply...but NO!!! Was i going to have to kick his ass? He then questioned me about stuff....wtf? After 19 mins. of listening to him..i finally asked him,"are you gonna go away sooner or later? lol He said...Hi i`m frank...I was then really freaked out! This guy was crazy! He stared at me for about 15mins...you can call me patient!!!! Psshh.....I then beat him up with a fork and stuffed 3 chicken nuggets up his....well i shouldn`t say......lol...so i left with a coffee...and went back home...my madre was probobly wondering where the fxck i was...I came home with a guy named Franks dead body...i buried it in my backyard...Kat helped me! lol

Tags: Frank Carina XxCreepyCarinaxX Creepy Mcdonalds Funny Lol Stupid

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About Us:

Carina:Carina is very..well...weird! She can be very very violent and likes to have fun...even if it means getting in trouble. She has jet black hair and is very proud of her style...she works hard and makes sure everything is perfect..well almost. LOL XD....she laughs alot almost as much as she makes everyone else laugh. If you ever run across her in a chat room...make sure to have a bandaid cuz who knows what`ll happen! People would describe her as funny,loud,creaqtive,and just a kick-ass chick who wants to be heard! She`s the INSANE MASTERMIND of the two....She comes up with all kinds of good comics and makes fun of Marilyn Manson popping from toilets!lol

XxCreepyCarinaxX

Kat:Kat is carina`s BFF...she`s loud,and trys to calm carina down when she`s too pissed off. She`s very random and talks about hobo`s and trash cans...She`s german and Carina loves to bring that up all the time..She can be a little bit too stupid at times.But who cares? She`s a very good writer and thinks Carina will screw things up alot but she doesn`t! lol...She keeps Carina and her friends in line and like to eat waffels!She also likes to harras mailmen! lol ...She has to be heard all the time! Hippies make Kat laugh while she sleeps...FORGET ABOUT COUNTING SHEEP THIS CHICK COUNTS HIPPIES!! lol ...she`s too random but she`s cool like that!

          akatsuki291!

Tags: Us XxCreepyCarinaxX Akatsuki291 Kat Carina Crap Creepy XxCreepyKidsOnCrackx

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okay i know that this will be kinda hard in away to tell us apart so let me explain how we type...

1. carina types all perfect like this " My Mom's A Hobo. " <- see how perfect that is

2.carina does werid sh!t like this with preety color's  "My Mom's A Hobo. "   

3. kat types like this " my moms a hobo" <- see how there's no punchuation or caps?

4. and kat will randomly pop out saying WAFFLES!...

now that u have seen the diff...... whitch one is typing right now? kat or carina if u get it right you get a cookie

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Hey Everybody! It`s XxCreepyKidsOnCrackxX this is akatsuki291`s (Kat) and XxCreepyCarina`s (car) account! Itt`s both of ours so add us people! XD Thankx! xoxo

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