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-yo momma jokes!!!(not saying that your mom is fat! I just like these jokess!!!)
1. "Yo momma so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it."
2. "Yo momma so fat, even Byakugan can't see through her."
3. "Yo momma so ugly, even Jiraiya doesn't peep on her."
4. "Yo momma so ugly, she's the reason Kakashi wears a mask."
5. "Yo momma so fat, Chouji quit eating."
6."Yo momma so thin, Naruto thought she was a ramen noodle."
7. "Yo momma so ugly, she did Sexy Jutsu and everyone went blind."
8. "Yo momma's eyebrows so thick, even Lee was disgusted."
9. "Yo momma so old, Lee lost his pride."
10. "Yo momma is so dumb, she saw a sign that reads 'Konaha left' and thought the whole Konaha people left the village."
11. "Yo momma so fat, Neji couldn't hit her Chakra points."
12. "Yo momma so fat, her thumb is the size of Tsunade's left breast."
13. "Yo momma so fat, she broke Gaara's sand coffin."
14. "Yo momma so ugly, she made Gaara shriek."
15. "Yo momma so old, she sat behind Shodaime in third grade."
16. "Yo momma's forehead is so big, it makes Sakura's look like a Post-It note." 17. "Yo momma so fat, Kakashi tried the Thousand Years of Pain on her and was sucked in."
18. "Yo momma so fat, she broke Haku's Crystal Ice Mirrors."
19. "Yo momma so fat, Zabuza's Guillotine Sword bounced off."
20. "Yo momma's so ugly, Naruto asked how to do the Ugly Ass Jutsu."
21. "Yo momma so ugly, Jiraiya turned gay."
22. "Yo momma so redneck, her signature is F-U Jutsu."
23. "Yo momma so fat, even Jiraiya wouldn't hit that."
24. "Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off of Naruto's paper."
25. "Yo momma so fat, it took Lee ten days to run a single lap around her."
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