it was a surprisingly sunny morning for such a tradgity on the coast of Oregon.it was the time the hungry gulls came out to feast, thats when one spotted  Jeffery,just born they thought him weak.The gull swooped down on poor Jeffery ,he ducked the gull grabbed his shell then Jeffery slipped out landing safly in the water,but being without his shell,the gull having carried it away,his pride had been damaged.Years passed and Jeffery learned to live with the teasing.The sorrowed turtle occasionaly crying himself to sleep.dreaming of being normal.When a nice group of people came giving him a new shel with flames on it he was never bullied again.

Tags: Turtle Is He Naked Or Homeless

0 comments View Entry

Favorites Questions
Asking someone about their favorite blank is a great way to get know them better and learn about their preferences and opinions. These questions are good for when you are first meeting someone and are easy to incorporate as part of introductions in a larger group, such as asking each person to say their name, role, and favorite food as a child.

1. What was your favorite food when you were a child? icecream
   
2. What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod? what ipod?
   
3. What is one of your favorite quotes? ..let me think...
   
4. What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity? anything with friends/in the wild
   
5. What chore do you absolutely hate doing? taking out the trash
   
6. What is your favorite form of exercise? hiking?
   
7. What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year? morning/friday/july
   
8. What’s your least favorite mode of transportation? walking T.T
   
9. What is your favorite body part? lol feet (organ is the spleeeeeen lol)
   
10. What sound do you love? the sound of a stone skitting across the ice
    

If… Questions

1. If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for? pet party , awesome
   
2. If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint? a sunset with a rainbow
   
3. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? 16
   
4. If you knew the world was ending in 2012, what would you do differently? ..die (lol)
   
5. If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor? my dad
   
6. If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? the dinosaurs dying, i would spy on someone, the male race dying
7. if you could learn to do anything, what would it be? charm
   
8. If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be? complaining
   
9. If you were immortal for a day, what would you do? do risky stuff duh
   
10. If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Natasha
    
11. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?  Jhonen Vasquase
    
12. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? buy ponies
    
13. If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be? mongoose i could roleplay myself mmm-mmm, shirley temple i could drink my self mmm-mm, cookie&cream i could eat myself mm-mm
    
14. If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be?  what DID create us
    
15. If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? I AM ZIM!!!!
    

Personal Questions

1. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? none phht
   
2. What do you want to be when you grow up? condom factory owner <3 *stars in eyes*
   
3. When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time? this
   
4. What would you name the autobiography of your life? my life as a teenage out cast
   
5. What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life? emilie autumn,Muse,Tatu atc
   

Personal History Questions

1. Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best? not that i remember
   
2. What was one of the best parties you’ve ever been to? parties?
   
3. What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up? lion king?
   
4. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? i dont wanna talk about it
   
5. What was the last experience that made you a stronger person? talk to my worst enymy
   
6. What did you do growing up that got you into trouble? .....
   
7. When was the last time you had an amazing meal? the hospital
   
8. What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received? idk
   
9. What do you miss most about being a kid? not having boobs
   
10. What is your first memory of being really excited? idr
    
11. What was the first thing you bought with your own money? umm a lps?
    
12. When was the last time you were nervous? idk
    
13. What is something you learned in the last week? umm
    
14. What story does your family always tell about you? none
    
15. At what age did you become an adult?  13
    

Tags: Get To Know Fruf

3 comments View Entry

Your eyes, shimmer and shine like the rainbow.

Your soul so mystical ,magical like a rainbow.

Your personality so colorful, like a rainbow.

Your purpose, so clear just like a rainbow.

Your body,  it glows just like the rainbow.

your love, so intense just like a rainbow.

you are my rainbow <3.

Tags: Rainbow Love Poem

1 comments View Entry

pokemom's pokemon:

Natashas pokemon:

Tags: Pokemom Pokecharries

0 comments View Entry

hey hey you you Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, dont cha need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

hey hey you you Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha, dont cha , baby
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me

Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Woo, 'cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
Hey, she's so stupid, just what were you thinking?

Dont cha, dont cha
See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
hey hey I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, Oh friend your secret is safe with me

hey hey Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a babe like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
hey, hey Dont cha, dont cha 

Tags: Song Mashup

2 comments View Entry

knoladge as of now:

Ruby: tom-girl

Emeralda: girly girl very pretty

Diamon.D: guy with goggles like generator rex,a girls best friend seems to get some girls.but has a crush on Aireaeti who doesnt seem to feel the same.

Jasper: the cooler of the gems doesnt seem to get any girls and wonders why.

Tags: Good Story Wip

0 comments View Entry

Looks:(all up in here) http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/oekaki/gallery.php?user=120360&start=144
Name:Paris
Age: died at 2 whitch was 2010..so...do da math >;3
Gender:-.- female
Rank Wanted:Alpha
Rank:Alpha
Pack:hers (lightwater? i guess)
History she was born into a pack with her future mate,Bonjour. Then the alpha male lost his beloved Mate to a hunter.The others were lucky to exscape the brutal taking.Weeks pasted and Pumpkin(alpha male) couldnt bear the resemblance between Cherry(just named her now btw) and Paris so he asked her to be his mate,She not being one to refuse power acepted the thron. then for reasons unknown he attacked her and attepmted to her.Then A blue subordente,Bonjour leapt out and grabbed pumpkin by the throat ,due to an undying love for Paris. they fought for a while blah blahblah.then they split from the pack.The others secretly congratulated thier success.then they settled down , had pups then pumpkin came to reak his revenge he traveled alone not wanting rebilion and even with bonjour succeded to kill paris.
Personality: meh
Crush:Bonjour
Mate:Bonjour
Pups:to be named
Other:

Tags: Fruf Paris's Tale

0 comments View Entry

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at this
time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."


The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain
cost?" The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and
$200 for a female brain."


The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A
man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the
entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have
to mark down the price of the female brains, because they're
used."

Tags: Jokes For Today

1 comments View Entry

entertain yourselves

http://demo.vhost.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=cef535e24e342672

(copy to ur url box)

ask if it knows anyjokes

this is taking care of this week of jokes im to weak to continue ;p

Tags: Joke Bot Robot Fun

0 comments View Entry