How I Beat Up A Guy Named Frank

okay.....I went to Mcdonalds one day..well it was like 9:00 and it was getting dark and i was hungry so i went to go get sum chicken nuggets.....While i had sat down to enjoy my chicken some random guy with black hair,tall,weird rabbit nose,and a very ugly outfit...He looked like freakin beetlejuice! XD He came up to me and said hi....I`m frank...He was about my age and had a huge smile like that cat..i forgot his name off of Alice and Wonderland....(stupid jackass)...lol..anyways...I said hi..in a very disturbed way and smiled back...this creep must have nothing better to do...at that time i held my fork tight just in case you know watt i mean? He kept on smiling at me..like as if i was his favorite comedy show or some crap related 2 that! He then asked me for a chicken nugget..and i was freakin hungry so i said no...and i barely knew the guy! sheesh! I thought he would go away after the reply...but NO!!! Was i going to have to kick his as*? He then questioned me about stuff....wtf? After 19 mins. of listening to him..i finally asked him,"are you gonna go away sooner or later? lol He said...Hi i`m frank...I was then really freaked out! This guy was crazy! He stared at me for about 15mins...you can call me patient!!!! Psshh.....I then beat him up with a fork and stuffed 3 chicken nuggets up his....well i shouldn`t say......lol...so i left with a coffee...and went back home...my madre was probobly wondering where the fxck i was...I came home with a guy named Franks dead body...i buried it in my backyard...Kat helped me! lol