NAKED GUY ON A PORCH

Well...i had just woken up this morning when...i went out to go get the newspaper. I stepped outside and it was fresh and nice...the sun wasn`t up yet it was begining to rise. I felt all the wind flowing through my hair..suddenly...THIS NAKED FUGLY GOTH DUDE WAS SITTING NUDE ON HIS PORCH!!!! I SCREAMED SO LOUD!!! SO NASTY!!! His name is Scotty...his parents are always in vegas sooo like i guess he likes to be nude most of the time....*shivers* ewww!!! Also talk about tiny parts! But he got reported to the cops for indecent exposore....I see why...nobody wants to see his junk!---->