Mother: Jim you better get ready to go to school
Jim: but i don't want to go mom
Mother: give me one good reason why you don't want to go to school?
Jim: because all the teachers hate me snd the stidents hate me too
Mother: thats no good reason
Jim: then give me one reason why i should go to school?
Mother: cause you are a 54 year old man and you are the principle!
