Hey people! Okay on Friday the most craziest thing happened to kat and I.
It all started when my mom and dad had to go to a business trip in Florida. I stayed home with katherine. Cuz I hate being all alone!
So they said bye and it was about 4:00 in the afternoon.
We started to watch Jersey Shore and I was looking at the newspaper and i see this...
WTH!!!??? Okay i showed katherine and she was like, "Oh my god Carina ur stoopid! THat isn`t true."
I was like whatever and started to make some cake.
ALL OF A SUDDEN I hear this big thud and explosive screaming!
Like a fat woman jumping into a pool!
Katherine ran over to me and we looked out the window and saw this...
and oh my god! THIS.....
I was like AHHH!!!!
Kat was like is that a woman????
They were coming to MY house! Katherine was all like cairna you have some mexican communicate with them!
The thing is i don`t know spanish.
We were doomed.
We ran over to my parents closet becuase it was big and we could probobly hide there!
THen we saw this n***a!
R KELLY WAS IN OUR CLOSET!!!
Kathrine was like n***a you best get out right now and he said,"I`m hiding form the aliens and katherine was like WHY???
He said well aren`t you and plus i pissed them off because i hierd three white manladies to steal thier food.
Katherine was like why?
I was confused to then he told us becuase nobody was buying his new album so he ould`nt afford food and at the same time we saw three ugly manlady white chicks i nthe background. They were also in the closet!!!!
I was like HELL NO!!!!
Then we heard some noise in the kitchen..THe aliens had came.
We hid in the closet whith them.
I was scared first of all there were three manlaides and a black man!
I turned on the lights and saw this in the closet...
TO BE CONTINUED...
