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okay listen up people! This is some crazy doo doo! My home girl kat and I were at olive garden .Since My Italain side comes out every now and then! It Just an ordianry Friday afternoon, when we go inside this is what we see...
and kat is like,"WHO LET THE UGLY PEOPLE OUT?"
on the other side we see this...
poor emo kid..
anyways we sat down and ordered some pasta and some clams. So we then leave the table to go goof around in the restroom..
and kat had to do that. lol
So we come back to our table and see this...
them niggas ate my garlic bread, they looking at me like red chili peppers, and THEY MADE OUR BILL GO UP!! BIG TIME MOFO!!!!
and i`m like okay this is messed up! I`m mad so is kat and we are going to do something about it! I go up to this jewish man and i`m like, YO CAN WE HAVE OUR TABEL BACK AND WE AIN`T PAYING FOR YO FOOD n***a!!!!At this point our anger level is at sha nay nay level.
That is pissed off. This jew says,"NOOoooo WE LOVE THIS TBEL THIS IS THE SAME TABEL THAT I RELIZED I WAS GAY!!!" and i`m like WTH??? This n***a is puling a Perez Hilton on me! Kat is like ,"YO DON`T MAKE ME TAKE OUT MY SPATULA!!!
This time the old man says,"GO AWAY YOU LITTLE GERMAN GIRL AND YOUR MEXICAN FRECH ITALIAN PUPPY!!! and i`m like oh hell no!!!! OH HELL NO!!! THAT IS IT OUR ANGER IS LIKE THIS...
THAT MEAN JEW KID YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!! and this other russian man pops out from his seat and is like...F YEW!!!!
We look at each other and know what to do
OKAY THAT IS IT...HERE IS WHAT CARINA AND KAT DO TO THIS n***a...
We killed him! THE RESTRUANT NEEDED MORE MEAT ANYWAYS!!!
and then the first jew says yo how come you did that? That was my father and katherine throws a piece of pizza. But but i`m an orphan!
LIKE WE CARED!!! So as we cleared then up we sat down and had our pasta but wait... IT WAS COLD!!! OH HELL NAW!!!
THAT IS WHY WE NEED KFC!!!
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