Oh My God! This is some weird stuff! I got sent to the principal`s
office today..i`ll tell you why!
I was minding my own buisness! When I was in my Science class for
Mrs.Wanda. She looks like this..
I know i know! SHE UGLY!!! Anyways..we were starting on our scinence project and she was going to choose our partners for us. After all the good people were gone that iwanted this is what i was left with....
The school mascot. Hung Tay.
The redneck wanna be emo chick Debra Ann Sue.
and then Jayden the class clown!
I was like oh nooo! Then the teacher calls out misses Carina will be with mista
Jayden for this months science fair!
I WAS Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! I felt..
OH NO JAYDEN CADE!!!! AHHH!!!! He sat next to me and was like,"whats up hot stuff!?" and i was like No!
Botoz teacher said,"OKAY GET TO WORK ON TAKING CARE OF YOUR
PET EGGS!!! TREAT THEM WITH CARE!!!
I was like oh hell no! HELL TO THE NOOO!!! So he was just saying what should we name it i`m like what about Alex? He was like yah good name!
Then this n***a was like let me pet him! and AS SOON AS THIS KID GRABS IT HE DROPS IT!!!
OKAY THAT IS A ZERO FOR CARINA AND JAYDEN!!!
I WAS LIKE OKAY THAT IS IT!!! THIS
IS WHAT I DID!!!...
He ended up look like this..
My teacher was like,"CARINA GO TO THE OFFICE AND JAYDEN GO!!!"
I was like WTH???
OH NO!!! WE HAVE TO GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!
When we got there we sat down and we saw these two argueing
with the principal!
I was like okaaay...
Then the principal called us in and this is him...
I was like! WOAH!!!
He said okay why did you beat him up mame?
I said,"THIS n***a DROPPED THE EGG ALEX AND NOW WE ARE FAILING!!!
Jayden said,"IT WASN`T MY FAULT I HAVE BUTTERFINERS!!!
The n**i principal was all like that is no reason for abuse!
and i said you know what i was protecting myself!
Then we were all quiet and the princiapal said mame i`m sorry
but you are going to have to go to Detention!
I WAS LIKE NOOO NOOO!!!
I did this..
I KICKED SOME n**i AND SOME happy as*!!!
I RAN OUT OF THE OFFICE AND WAS LIKE..
That escape was