top 2o things to get Kicked out of a wal mart near YOU! ;D
20: scream at every cashier "I STUFF MY BRAS!"(most effective if your are a boy)
19: go to the toy section and push all the 'try me buttons'
18: try on the cloths and go to the manger an say : " i was wear this when i did your mom ;]"
17: walk up to every costumer in the store and say : "Hi! *sniff* u smell like my picklez!"
16: go to the movie selves; throw down every movie and scream : "WHERE THE p**n?!?"
15: Put a bucket over you head , grab a mop and pretend your battling darth vader with your mop and going to every costumer saying : "let the mop be with you"
14:drop all the cereals on the floor ; jump on them then run around screaming " IMA CEREAL ILLER! IMA CEREAL KILLER!"
13: run in the middle of the store and scream: TARGET'S BETTER!!!"
12: go to an empty check out stand and try to scan people.
11:hide in the cirle rack and when some one checks its out jump up and scream: "I LOVE YOU!"
10: pick up a guitar in the middle of the store and start to sing 21 guns horribly out of tune.
9: tell a black person to smile more because you didnt see him and ran right in to him.
8:make up imaginary products and ask every staff in the store if they have any of them "whoppydoddles" ;]
7: grab a frozen chicken and scream :"ITS A LIVE! ALIVE!!"
8:dress in the oppiste sex's clothes and walk around saying: (girls: hey baby ;]) (boys: does this skirt make my butt look fat?' and stcik ur a*s in the person's face)
6:dress in a pink dress and run around saying: 'have u seen my lamb?'
5:jump into a mother's cart and scream at her: "GIMME ICE CREAM YOU WOMAN! !!!"
4:squirt ketchup all over u and limp around the store and grab random poeple saying: " GENERAL, THEY SHOT ME!"
3: Grab a random toy horse and scream:" THE BRITSH IS COMING! THE BRITSH IS COMING!"
2:get in the shopping carts and use a broom stick and pretend your a salor at see screaming:'LAND 'N HOEE!' and point to a woman.
1: run in the store with water guns and scream: FOR AHLAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! " and wet every jew you see :P
