Jaypaw: LEAFPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANNA GATHER HERBS!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Leafpool: ... I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT OTHER CATS TO SURVIVE? 
Jaypaw: Nooo! I SHALL RULE THE FOREST!!!!!!!!!! 
Leafpool: U KNOW, IF U DONT HAVE ANY WARRIORS U WONT SURVIVE!!!
Jaypaw: *grabs bomb* AHHHHHHH!!!!! I HATE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leafpool: *takes Firestar, and throws him at Jaypaw*
Firestar: LEAFPOOL!!!!!! PUT MOI DOWN!!!!!!
Leafpool: WUTS MOI!!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: Its-------
Jaypaw: *lights bomb, throws it at Leafpool and Firestar*
*Blows Up* KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
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Hollyleaf: OHHHHHH THIS IS THE BEST BURRITO, IVE EVER EATEN, yumyumyum! 
Sandstorm: *eats a mouse*
Hollyleaf: WITH PLENTY OF CHEESE AND PLENTY OF BEANS AND RICE FITS WITH IT NICE!!!!!! ---
Sandstorm: *charges aftter burrito* AHHHHHH GIVVEMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollyleaf: *puts death berries in*
Sandstorm: *still charging*
Hollyleaf: *forgets about deathberries and eats*
AHHHHHHHHH PLAH---- *dies*
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Lionblaze: CAN I HAVE ICECREAM WITH LIONBLAZE ON IT?!!
Heathertail: SURE!!!!!!!!! *picks up lionblaze*
Lionblaze: brrrrrrr im cold!!!!!!!!
Heathertail: *gives to firetstar*
Firestar: *eats*
Lionblaze: ohhhhhh I see his intestines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope u enjoyed my spoofs! Ps: I will make more soon! Any ideas will help!!!!!!!!!!! 
