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England: Really America. Your getting fat
America: NO I AM NOT BICH
England: Umm...?
America: lol sorry, I DO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED FAT.
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CHUBBY IS BETTER.
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DERP.
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England: Your still fa-chubby.
America: >:U YOU ARE. I GO TO MC DONALD ONCE A MONTH....WEEK....DAY.
England: Shut up!
America: I eat FRECH fries too lol.
England: Don't you mean friend potatos?
America: FRENCH FRIES ARTHUR. LEARN ENGLISH.
England: I won't call "fries" that. Because someone's name is in it.
America: LOLOL FRANCE. YOU LOVE HIM LOLOL.
England: NO I DON'T YOU LOVE EATING.
America: I do :D.
England: YOU LOVE....
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CRA* I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.
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WHY IS CRA* CENSORED.
America: Yay! Mother f**king little ***ch with **ck sauce covered it s**t and c*ap all over my d**k with explict ***** and ***** you ****** i like ***ing with ****
England: ALFRED WATCH YO LANGUAGE.
America: Where's my language? I have eyes but..is my language in my mouth? So I have to stare in my mouth. Your dum.
England: -facepalms-
Text Message Asian text.
Korea: IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTEN GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.
Hong Kong: Shut the f**k up. It's Thursday.
Korea: PARTYIN' PARTYIN'
China: Aru! Quiet! NAO. I AM YO FATHER ARU.
Korea: D-DARTH VADAAR D8
Japan: .......
Taiwan: IMMA KILL CHINA NOW.
China:
...
what.
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HongKong: IMMA KILL KOREA NOW.
Korea: FRIDAY FRIDAY
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Korea: OTL, jerks.
Thailand: Ana Ana POWAH
China: NU, YOU SAY ARU. EVERYONE SAY ARU.
Japan: Italy says VeVe, Prussia's Kesese, Russia is kol and Da.
China: R-R-RUSSIA D8?!
Vietnam: AWWW
China: SHUDDAP
Vietnam: D8< NU YOU.
Korea:
it's
HongKong: NO. NO YOU DON'T FINISH THE--
Korea:
Fri-
China: Aru! Shut the h*ll up D8< GO DIE IN A HOLE WITH REBECCA BLACK.
Korea:
da-
Thailand: NO. ANA NO. IF YOU FINISH THAT...
Korea:
y.
Everyone: -kills Korea-
Miku Hatsune flew by and killed Osama Binladin. World Peace achieved.
THE END.
LOL! fry-da-y.
I just don't like her song lol.