Double rainbrow all the way across the eye~
A~ A~rthur! So intense-tense.
DOuble rainbrow all the way across the eye~
why, why, oh my god, look at that rainbrow!
what does it mean? so gay, so <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">kirkland</st1:City></st1:place>,
double rainbrow, double rainbrow
and ohmygod, now its starting to look like a english rainbrow!
arthur <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">kirkland</st1:City></st1:place>, ohmygod double rainbrow, all the way, yeah, ohmygod.
So. Intense.#
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<st1:place w:st="on">N. Italy</st1:place> - Feliciano Vargas- Feliciano Vargas does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Germany</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Ludwig Beilschmidt- Some people say that Ludwig Beilschmidt is a myth. Those “some people” are now dead. <o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Japan</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Kiku Honda- Kiku Honda can build a snowman out of rain.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">America</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Alfred F. Jones- Mr. T pities the fool. Alfred F. Jones rips the fool’s head off.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">England</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Arthur Kirkland- The saddest moment for children is not when learn Santa Claus isn’t real, its when they learn Arthur Kirkland is. <o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">France</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Francis Bonnefoy- The only time Francis Bonnefoy was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. <o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">China</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Yao Wang- Yao Wang doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Russia</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Ivan Braginski- When you play Monopoly with Ivan Braginski, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Canada</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Matthew Williams Jones-Matthew Williams Jones can slam a revolving door.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Spain</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Antonio Fernandez Carriedo- Antonio Fernandez Carriedo can do a wheelie on a unicycle.<o:p></o:p>
S. <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Italy</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Lovino Vargas- Lovino Vargas can sneeze with his eyes open.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Hungary</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Elizabeta Hedervary-When Elizabeta Hedervary goes out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Austria</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Roderich Edelstein-It’s widely believed that Jesus was Roderich Edelstein’s stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Roderich Edelstein’s skin. <o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Prussia</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Gilbert Beilschmidt-Gilbert Beilschmidt counted to infinity – twice.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Lithuania</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Toris Lorinaitis- Superman owns a pair of Toris Lorinaitis pajamas.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Poland</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Feliks Lukasiewicz-Feliks Lukasiewicz can win a game of connect four in only three moves.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Latvia</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Raivis Galante- Raivis Galante qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. <o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Estonia</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Eduard von Bock- Eduard von Bock can judge a book by its cover.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Belarus</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Natalia Braginski- Natalia Braginski invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on">Ukraine</st1:country-region> - Katyusha Braginski <--- canon-fanon first name-In ancient <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">China</st1:place></st1:country-region> there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not Katyusha Braginski ,because Katyusha Braginski killed that woman.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Switzerland</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Vash Zwingli- In the average living room there are 1,242 objects Vash Zwingli could use to kill you, including the room itself.<o:p></o:p>
Liechtenstein - Lili Zwingli <--- canon-fanon first name- Lili Zwingli can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds’<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Finland</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Tino Vainamoinen-Tino Vainamoinen can delete the Recycling bin.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Sweden</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Berwald Oxenstierna- Berwald Oxenstierna can taste lies.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Turkey</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Sadiq Adnan- The worlds fastest car has 7 gears. 5,6 and Sadiq Adnan.<o:p></o:p>
<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Greece</st1:country-region></st1:place> - Heracles Karpusi- “let the bodies hit the floor” was originally written as Heracles Karpusi’s theme song.<o:p></o:p>
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<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Egypt</st1:place></st1:country-region> - Gupta Muhammad Hassan- Gupta Muhammad Hassan doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what the time it is.
<st1:place w:st="on">S. Korea</st1:place> - Im Yong Soo- Im Yong Soo doesn’t step on toes. Im Yong Soo steps on necks.<o:p></o:p>
Sealand - Peter Kirkland- Peter <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Kirkland</st1:place></st1:City> has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
:D thats all!!!