im bored so tell me a joke

what did the horse say to the pony when it asked to climb on the mailbox? Nay!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD not funny eh...

You can't polish a turd.

why did the student wesar two socks on one foot

because incase he got hole in one hahahaha

Here's one.


three ants go into a body. One goes up the noes, one goes in the mouth and one goes in the rump.


the one in the noes says: "It's too sticky in here I'm getting out!!"


the one in the mouth says: "It's too slippery in here I'm out!!"


and the one in the rump runs up to the others out of breath and yells: "I ALMOST JUST GOT RUN OVER BY A BROWN TRUCK GOING INTO A YELLOW LAKE!!!!" 


dirty I know...and not as funny as when it's said in person ^^ but I hope I made yea chuckle ^^


(sorry for all the blue words, they're not links....my l key doesn't work so I copy paste every l I use ^_^)

This one is kinda dark but silly too.

How did the man with the rock bed die?
He had a pillow fight! >;->

because it isn't that silly if I explain, I hope you get it. Sorry, its all I got. Too bad its a bit dark.
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