*comes out of nowhere*
MAY I INTERRUPT

A strange man (or woman) appears in the game!
He seems pretty creepy, but you don't know his name.
You were just on your way to watch a video on your phone,
You really wished you had stayed home.
But you are now stuck in the 2nd dimension,
do something quick, I forgot to mention.

There is a knife in the kitchen, there is also a grater in the kitchen drawer. There is a baseball bat in the cabinet. There is a belt hanging beside your bed. There are scissors in the drawer beside your bed.

Inventory: toilet paper hat
Money: $16
Time: 2:35 pm (sleep - 10:00)
just a nobody on the internet

-tp '15
I'm just an innocent teenage girl, I don't do you no harm!

get the bat
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get the bat


You get the bat from the cabinet
And ready to attack the girl
Then you wonder
"What the h*** is going on in this world?"

What do you wanna do with the bat? I mean, slam it upwards, rightward, leftwards-- anything!
just a nobody on the internet

-tp '15
use the bat to fly away

use the bat to fly away


You try to use the bat to fly away,
but it never worked.
You make yourself seem very foolish
and the man has almost approached!
just a nobody on the internet

-tp '15
Wow, I just looked at the title of my forum and then felt awkward.
just a nobody on the internet

-tp '15
why
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid

why


Look at it closely.

Let's do a roleplay Smile[i/]
just a nobody on the internet

-tp '15
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