Poll: Is this fun?
January 22, 2015 by
One person asks mommy a question the other person says no and gives a reason..
for example
"mommy can I go see the lanterns"
"no you're really a princess in a far away kingdom and everyone will find you"


let's try this out I will start


Mommy can I change a tire?
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
Topics: fun
(your supposed to ask another question I guess I didnt explain that part sorry D: I will pretend you asked something)

no, lemurs don't exist

Mommy can I go to space?
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
No unicorns with laser guns will shoot
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No because you're allergic to justice

Mommy can I sculpt a dinosaur from ham?
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
no, spongebob is out of your league

Mommy can I go to the future
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
no, because ponies give you salmonella

Mommy I can has cheezburger?
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
No, cheese doesn't belong on cows. Leave dem cows to graze on their grass honey. You will go vegetarian from now on.
Mommy, Does Obama really care?
yes, obama cares about money

Mommy do ghosts exist
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
Yes, as a matter of fact, there's one behind you. I see them you know..

Mommy, I work for the government...do you still love me?
no because you still aren't making enough money why cant you be more like your brother?

mommy am I going to die?
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
Dear, You're already dead.


Mommy, are we real?
no we are all fictional characters in The Sims

Mommy can I have some candy?
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
No, you're diabetic.


Mommy, Can we get a dinosaur?
No, its large turds would stain the rug

mommy can I have my blankie back?
Nothing is quite as appetizing as a Band-Aid
No honey, mommy had to use that for important reasons. Reasons you're far to young to know about. Use a towel.

Mommy, Is your name jeff?
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