Weirdest RP ever...

me: XD

me: she dying!

me: I'm a go and sit with Shinji

me: kay :D

me: i think Europe and Nami are going to hook up >W<

me: ZOMG! REALLY?!

me: you mean like me and Shinji? or like ya

me: ? .3. huh

me: :D

me: im confuzzled now

me: yes...yes you are

me: yep ;3:

me: did you go to Germany's house? Like you said

me: yep! :D he wasnt there ._.

Me: i vonder vat hapened to him... -had no part in kidnapping him...-

me: jerk...>W>

me: WHAT? It's not like he's in my basement or anything..... :D

me: GERMANY DX

me: There's noone in my basement...

me: runs to ur basement

me: -is locked and surrounded by five Lunes-

me: DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX teleports into room

me: takes Germany out and puts in room chained to bed -enter epic face here-

me: DXXXXXXXXXX ah oh well shrugs and grabs Prussia and walks off

me: :D throws telephone at Prussia and escapes with Russia

me: my brother! (hes my brother not because im Belarus) DX

Russia: Baibai other little, strange, and dangerous sister..... off to drink vodka!

me: Brother! DX drops Prussia then jumps on Russia's back

me: no that we have a third drinking buddy, lets find

Lune

me: Vodka~

yyuh

are you dead?

sorry

im talking to like 10 people at once

it okii

me: clinging to Russia's back im so awesome ;3;

me: clinging onto russia's shoulder i wanna be awzum too

me: were so awesome!!!

me: yesh

me: woot!

me: :D

me: hey Russia where are you taking us awesome peopl?

Russia: to the bedroom.

me: O.o why? X3

Russia: I want to bond with my little sister and her friend. :D

me: what do u mean by bond >3>

me: this is scary...

Russia: Ok now into the bed you go.

me: DXXXX im too scared clings harder to Russia

Russia: hand cuffs Aleesa to bed

me: now im super duper scared DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Russia: leans down to kiss Aleesa

(I LITTERLY STARTED CRYING AND LAUGHING DXXXXXX)

me: whines EHHHHHHHHH!.........( my hands are sweaty not DXXXX)

(this is vat goes on in my little messed up head) XD

me: -sitting and waching-

me: NEIN! DX

Russia: Don't think you're getting out pf this that easily. -looks at me-

me: but im already one with you DXXX

me: just shut up and do vat he vants. and maybe he won't use the Golden rod on you, and I'll get out of this alive...

me: G-Golden rod? DX when did he get Richtofen's golden rod =3=

Russia: Ready? -enter evil face here-

me: nyet DX

(nyet means no)

me: TT-TT o my god. We're going to die!

me: dont hurt me ;3;

Russia: oh. You don't want it to hurt.....

me: this is RAPE DX im freaking 12 and ur like how old!?!?!! DX

Me: Your one to talk with all those past rp's with Britain!

me: >W> wait, huh? oh....well hes different

Russia: Don't worry. I'm much bigger than england. <img class="emote_img" src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif" style="background-position: 0px 0px;" alt="">

me: Jnjlpadfnvjfdnbojdabfda vjkbnfbljnfdjbd

me: im more scared now DX

me: thinking: patronizing in the dialogue about what I should type

me: Russia, why do you do this so ;3;

Russia: I told you before, I'm bonding. <img class="emote_img" src="http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif" style="background-position: 0px 0px;" alt=""> takes off scarf along with coat and boots

me: bonding isnt fun ;3; go back to Russia! DX

Russia: I am Russia.

me: i meant the actual country, brother....go to ur home~ be with ur family, not including me since were not really related!

Germany: unhand cuffs Megan Ok I've come to save your as*. Oh, but uh... not yours Aleesa. You're on your own.

me: **** you Germany DX

me: Language Aleesa......language.....

me: shut up Megan DX its not like u have a 500 pound Russian on you about to rape you!! no offence Russia....

me: :D turns lights off and locks da door

Russia: okii no we have fun! :D

me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DX

-nine moths later- Doctor: It's a boy!

Russia: :D

me: WTF DX

me: >.> i feel abused.....

me: no you enjoyed it! gtg baibai

bye

me: i enjoyed nuthing! D:<