I dun like Doors

Doors hate me. I have no idea why, but they somehow find ways to injure me. Just yesterday I was closing the car door and I slammed it into my face instead. It still hurts now. I've also hurt my finger closing a lock to a bathroom stall. I also close doors on my fingers HARD. Not fun. I almost never close my bedroom door, mostly cause my mom goes, "Why are you closing the door? Are you hiding something?" whenever it's closed. It irritates me. And that concludes my reasons of dislike of doors.